All six episodes can be legally downloaded from: http://itcrowd.lopezwebz.com/
(although the DRM remains on those files)
Here another http mirror: http://www.die-tollsten-freunde-der-welt.de
To get DRM free files you’ll have to use Bittorrent
Theme music.mp3 – hosted on Atariboy.co.uk
If anyone knows of any other http mirrors let me know and i’ll post a link here
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AtariBoy 
You can also stream both episodes @ the TorrentPortal forums ;)
http://forums.torrentportal.com/forum57,general-video.html
Episode 1: http://forums.torrentportal.com/ftopic2929.html
Episode 2: http://forums.torrentportal.com/ftopic2986.html(not working)Those streams dont seem to be working either, because the wmv’s have been removed from the webpage, the only way to get hold of the IT crowd at the moment is via Torrent.
Yeah, they are working, I’m looking at them right now, and laughing my ass off :)
Kiltak
[Geeks Are Sexy] Tech. News
Sorry my mistake, the episode 1 stream is working, the episode 2 is not.
Oh man, I laughed so hard I almost peed in my pants..
This must get on Digg’s frontpage, never laughed so hard in my life.. Hmmm I’m an IT guy after all, not sure it would have the same result on a computer illiterate person ;)
Kiltak
[Geeks Are Sexy] Tech. News
I’m on the front page of digg again with this post, i’ll report how the hits are going tomorrow!
The directly download server is feeling the burn of the digg effect, if you can use Bittorrent please do, it will certainly be fast than the Direct downloads.
Can you put these into a feed? Maybe make them iPod compatible…
That’s great
Oh the irony. This is a show that is obviously targetted at teccies, yet they design the website so that it doesnt work properly on anything but explorer.
Whats up with that?
:p
The show is really gd…. Will definately keep watching. One thing tho, have you noticed that on the ads for the show they say “the IT crowd”…. should it not be said like the “I *breath* T” crowd…. or am I just being difficult?
Your link for Episode 2 Torrent isn’t working.
You can use this one instead:
http://btjunkie.org/torrent?do=stat&id=101104489
AtariBoy, as far as British comedy goes, this is barely considered decent.
Have you seen The Office and Extras, for example?
NerdsRus :)
Episode 2 torrent works fine for me, getting 300k/s on it now.
Can’t use the avi torrent for Episode 2. “Problem connecting to tracker – timeout exceeded”.
“Did you try turning it off and on again?”
Yes I did. Any other ideas?
Wooops!
It seems I was just a little bit impatient! *blush*
Sorry!
I didn’t laugh. In fact I got half way through watching the stream and switched off. Speaking as a geek I thought it was an extreme caricature of the IT crowd from the perspective of the non-IT crowd. I was hoping for something more subtle/intelligent like the office.
I like Poached Egg. Yesterday i stole a Fried Egg off the internet and was very disappointed it wasn’t EXACTLY THE SAME as one of Ricky sodding Gervais’ shows. This makes Fried Eggs VERY DISAPPONTING for me.
On the other hand, The IT crowd isn’t meant to be anything like The Office.
If you can’t see past the superficial similarities, you should probably stick to watching your The Office box set over-and-over whilst reciting the script to anybody prepared to listen.
For the record: I liked The IT Crowd. I also liked the office. I don’t like people who compare every sitcom to Faulty Towers, despite having not seen an episode in the last twenty years.
Clever writing Rayn, but not such clever reading. I didn’t intend to make a direct comparison between the two shows, I simply stated my expectations. That aside, my main point is that the IT Crowd seemed to me to be “an extreme caricature of the IT crowd from the perspective of the non-IT crowd”. I think that more realism would have been far more funny for both sides of the fence.
Contrary to the comments above, I have watched both episodes twice on Channel 4 and found them extremely funny! And yes, I am an IT geek!
Anybody that works in the industry will know that these people really do exist, the overly logical (boring) geek and the one that just doesn’t care. They’ve got Jen absolutely spot on. In all the places I’ve worked I have had a manager that is IT literate at best and a finance manager at worst. Not one of my bosses has had techie experience.
Unfortunately, to make it funny from “the IT side” it would have to have technical humour which would be lost on the vast majority and make the show a flop.
Oh, and is it wrong to think that Jen’s “Hott”? ;)
I was highly disappointed with the IT crowd. Considering it stars Chris Morris and written by the creator of Father Ted it was basically comedy for idiots.
“Ooo, look at me I’ve just fallen over. ooo my head is bleeding *cue awful canned laughter* ooo, my toes are all crushed. There is a fire in the office. *cue even more canned laughter* Lets carry a grand piano up this flight of steep stairs. Hold this nail here while I knock it in with this oversized hammer.”
The only funny part was the advert for the new emergency services phone number.
Why not confine this show to More4 at 12 O clock on a Sunday and show Curb Your Enthusiasm at a more watchable hour.
I agree that there are the types of IT people caricatured in the show that exist in most IT departments. However, I feel that the caricaturing could have been more subtle.
I disagree that realism for “the IT side” would have made the show a flop. I truly believe that people of all sorts would find the comedy in how the IT crowd REALLY act.
it was the gag about always making backups that stood out for me.
Slapstick for the masses, and just techy enough to satisfy the
minority :)
The IT Crowd is approx. 62.1 ~ 64.7 percent funny (+/- .5), so it’s better than the usual purile entertainment of so-called “comedy.” It is not up to the standard of “laugh-out-loud,” which requires at minimum a metric not falling under 73.2%.
:)
lmao where’s that coming from Alex?
Wasn’t too impressed with the first couple of shows but found it mildly watchable. There’s a few insider jokes there but it’s mainly general slapstick so far. Will have to see from the next couple of episodes as to whether it will improve.
I would just like to point out that the *canned* laughter as mention by Sean is infact real laughter. As they say in America “Its filmed infront of a live studio audience”. But then, apparently, Im an idiot.
http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/I/itcrowd/interviews/chris_interview.html
episode 3 is available on the c4 website… BUT only to UK users…
http://geo.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/I/itcrowd/video/index.jsp
tried a few uk based proxy’s but nada, hopefully someone can download the wmv/stream and put it up on another site or torrent :)
It looks like its been taken off again if it was there, just have to keep checking every so often.
Thanks for the heads up me101
I loved it, sort of reminds me of ‘Black Books’ which i also loved. Unfortunatly the first link to episode 2 always stops at 82% for me (even with a download manager) I saw it a few days ago so its no biggy, just would of loved to see it again :P
I wouldn’t say all Americans don’t get it.. I laughed so hard I’m sure my neighbord heard it. :)
Why can’t we get funny stuff like this on American TV? Instead we get crap like American Idol, Biggest Luser, and Survivor..
Lol, just reading a bit about it, turns out the writer is the same one as the writer for ‘Black Books’ so that explains the similarites :D
Hey, will episode 3 be up there soon?
I would guess that episode 3 will be online on friday
Uhhh…. Isn’t episode three already up :S
Hope its for sale on I-tunes if its not on-air here in the states…
Yes, us Yanks find it hilarious, but sadly, ep 3 can not be d/l from BBC site outside of the UK! Bastards!
Anyone have a torrent or external link available?
Spread the IT love.
You should post the download links through a few CDN like Coral if you are concerned about bandwidth:
http://www.coralcdn.org/
this link via http://www.digg.com/movies/Episode_3_for_IT_crowd
http://edge.channel4.com/theitcrowd/episode_3.wmv (link working from the US!)
There is apparently DRM associated with this WMV file so Windows Media player is gonna ask to get a license from channel4 unless someone can “break” the DRM and generate a un-DRM’d WMV file… ahem!
yeah, you are now popular ;)
I’d like to apologize. I took down my post so my trackback can be deleted.
I just wanted to thank you for putting these videos up. I’m in the US and as a result channel 4 won’t let me watch them on their site!
I now have a DRM-stripped WMV of Episode 3 :-)
Will, I am sorry about mistaking the genuine howls of hysteria for canned laughter.
Maybe the “live audience” were being prodded with hot pokers in all the places that the producers deemed it necessary.
Oh and “Geek”, we also get the “Idol” franchise, both UK and US. We also get The Biggest Lusor [sic] and The Apprentice, both UK and US.
However, it seems you get a raw deal, we give you The Office and the IT crowd and you supply us with Seinfeld, Curb, Frasier, Family Guy, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, The Sopranos, the West Wing, Lost,
Sex and The City, Six Feet Under, etc.You can always have Big Brother if you wish?
…and yes, my HTML skills do suck.
AtariBoy is going to make a torrent of Ep.3 for you all – be patient! Apologies for people sprinting over to my site from here and not finding it there….
Thats correct, once the file has transffered i will be putting up a torrent on the is blog of episode 3 without any DRM, should be within the next 15 mins or so.
Watch this space: https://atariboy.wordpress.com/
Atariboy
Episode 3 is listed on mininova
here
I don’t yet know if it is real or not, if it is a fake I will update this comment as soon as it is complete.
The episode 3 torrent can be found here:
https://atariboy.wordpress.com/2006/02/07/the-it-crowd-episode-3/
Currently the mininova torrent appears to have no seeds, although the pirate bay tracker is often slow to refresh.
hey, just got done downloading ep 3 from that mininova link and it is legit. Decent quality and complete.
Right now there are 29 seeds uploading the mininova one… just in case the atariboy one is moving pokily
Hillarious show. I really enjoyed it. Can’t wait to get episode 3 :)
The torrent link for Ep 2 is invalid. Can anyone use it?
I’ve updated and fixed the ep 2 torrent for you Son, thanks for letting me know
Atariboy
You got your leach time. Thanks for giving credit to hosts /sarcasm.
Hey i’m wonding when you will have the torrent for 3 i watched one and two almost died laughing lol. this show is to close to reality. i work at a college IT department almost like the same building lol. Thanks Pete
I watched both 1 & 2 last night and I thought that it was the funniest thing that I had seen in a long time! Can’t wait to see Episode 3!
The IT crowd rocks! Just waiting for episode 3 to finish downloading, hopefully won’t take that long…. I just got my broadband upgraded, to a 10Mb, altho It is with NTL and they can be unreliable… for example, I had no internet connection for the last 2 days, just got on now! :D
Ok,
I loved the show.
Father Ted/ Black Books esque.
Was just wondering if anyone can actually remember the entire number from that fake advertisement?
0118 999
Then we get stuck.
Thanks.
Hi, I can get to work episode 2 on Windows Media Player. I can hear the sound but the picture is blank! Also, the file The.IT.Crowd.2.avi does not play on QT (Ver 7.0.4). When I try to open this file via QT, the program just hangs. I am using Windows XP Pro. Can anyone please help me so that I can watch episode 2? Thanks.
http://www.videolan.org/vlc/
I suggest you try VLC media player, it has pretty much every codec built it, if this doesnt play it then the file is prolly currpt.
just direct DLed the 3rd and 4th episodes…both prompted with a ‘security update’ to play. i cancelled, being wary of wmv files. any thoughts?
Just watched Episode 3 and it was just as funny as Episodes 1 & 2. I had tears of laughter in my eyes by the end of it! Definately recommend it!
Another update – just watched Episode 4 & it was good but not as good as 1, 2 & 3 – still worth watching though.
Episode 4 mirror (no DRM):
http://www.filecloud.com/files/file.php?file_id=2902
Episode 1 and 2 direct links have been removed from that server, on monday i will be setting up a new website and i will host them there (DRM-Free), for the moment the torrents are the best way to get them, also check the digg story for other mirrors.
ep 1 and 2 dont work
Thanks dude..i’ve been searching for the episode 3 & 4 for a while since the website wont give access to people outside UK to watch it online.
Hi folks.
I am in Australia and had the same problem with Ch 4 not allowing us to see the eps of this comedy because of our IP address. Thanks to this forum I am able to not only download, but watch in stream format (without changing anything – it just asks for a licence acceptance. This is so cool. What impressed me most is that – last week – I bookmarked this thread, and came back this week and Atariboy has simply added a new episode (4) to the thread. How cool is that? Atariboy, you rock!
Thanks for posting the link to the none DRM episode 4. Why did they start doing that? It completely knocks everyone that doesn’t use WMP out of the loop.
“AtariBoy, as far as British comedy goes, this is barely considered decent.
Have you seen The Office and Extras, for example?”
erm. Extras sucked. Hard. Get off your unstable Ricky Gervais-powered high horse; The IT crowd is brilliant.
The It Crowd > Extras and Ricky Gervais
Thanks Atariboy for directing me to VLC media player. Ep 2 is now working. Thanks a bunch!!!
In the States here and think the show is absolutely brill.
Managed to get Eps 1,2 and 3 and got them on to a DVD but Ep 4 have to watch
on the Mac (pretty sure its still got the DRM attached to it when I get the torrent)
Anyone know of a clean copy (sans DRM) floating out there?
Other links to these torrents are
http://torrentattack.org/search/torrent148322.html
http://torrentattack.org/search/torrent156178.html
Really cool
I use firecloud to get the episodes. Usually have to wait 5-10 minutes before downloading. I wish the US could make quality sitcoms like the brits.
How often is this serie shown, and are there more episodes soon?
I’m from the netherlands and laught my ass off :D
There’s a new show every week, i think there will be a new one out on friday, watch this space!
I found the RTFM T-shirt > http://www.all-tribes.com/eng/catalog/index.php?cPath=21_25 :)
I watched the episodes from filecloud.com The server is great with a speed of about 100k . great episodes..
Bloody Brilliant! Thank you, thank you, thank you. This is the funniest damn thing I’ve seen in years.
Thanks for sharing it with others. Cheers, mate.
Atariboy, you are doing us people from the US a huge favor, I am SO mad at Channel4 for limiting the downloads to the UK.
Oh and your girlfriend is unbelieveable hot
there is also a server available:
for users of rsync / (winrsync for windows)
server is rsync.pcdog.ch / share “pub” dir “itcrowd”
that means
rsync -avz rsync.pcdog.ch::pub/itcrowd /your/local/directory
I Litterally Pissed My Pants Laughing Watching Episode Two. The New Emergency Hotline Was Funny
“0118 999 881 999 119 725…..3”
Ok, I have set up a site where I will be putting the downloads web-based, however until next week when I get my new unlimited bandwidth server, it will be limited (the number of downloads)… I have set the 5th episode to upload now (should be done within 20 minutes of posting this) as I am going away for a day. When I get back tomorrow, I will set the 2nd and 4th ones to upload as well…. Hope this helps anyway.
The address is: http://itcrowd.lopezwebz.com
Thanks sascha, when you have all the episodes up i’ll put a link in the post if thats alright.
To BYPASS the “No Access to users ouside de UK” just do the following
1- Go to http://www.publicproxyservers.com
2- Locate from the proxy lists a server from the UK
3- Configure the UK proxy server as your default proxy server in your browser internet connection settings
4- Test to see if you can now access the video downloads page, if no keep trying with others UK servers until you get access to the internet.
At the time of writing the files are not protected by ip geography.
In other words, once you access the video downloads page you can switch back to your normal internet settings in your browser and download the file, it will download faster as there are no intermediary (proxy) :)
Ok, no need to go to the channel 4 site and configure proxies from outside the UK as I have put all the videos onto a minisite for the IT Crowd (includes all the episodes from 1 to 6)… the address is http://itcrowd.lopezwebz.com.
I think I did a pretty good design job as well 8-)… there is a 4000MB bandwidth limit on it right now, but on Wednesday I will be moving to my new dedicated server with unlimited bandwidth.
Anyway hope this helps!
Sascha Lopez
(http://itcrowd.lopezwebz.com)
Oh and AtariBoy, in reply to your previous post, yeh no problem… link away :)
I’ve updated the post with a link to http://itcrowd.lopezwebz.com.
but that site has the files with DRM on them for some episodes, for drm free you’ll have to use bittorrent.
I’ve also added a link to the theme music again, hosted on http://atariboy.co.uk/
Is it illegal to host the non-DRM ones in the U.S.?
Yes i’m pretty sure it is, nice email address btw bill!!
Haha, thanks. There’s a reason for that, if you’re interested, I can fill you in.
Go for it bill, i’m very intruiged.
Did someone call you it as an insult as well?
LOL no. Here’s why I do it…
My real address is the catch-all for my domain. So @mydomain.com will come to me if @mydomain.com isn’t already a real address.
If I purchase something online from say Best Buy, I’ll use bestbuy@mydomain.com. If I begin getting spam at bestbuy@mydomain.com, I know they gave out my address.
Here for instance, I used atariboy@mydomain.com because if I start getting spam it’s more likely that a spammer figured out how to get my address from here and I can simply black hole atariboy@mydomain.com to stop getting the spam.
That make sense?
Yep, seems like a lot of effort tho, i find gmails spam filter works pretty darn well, so i dont need to go to that much trouble to stop spam.
Nah, it’s not bad. Only real effort on my part is entering an email matching the site where I’m at.
I’ve put episodes 1-6 on our server:
http://www.die-tollsten-freunde-der-welt.de/2006/03/02/the-it-crowd/
Feel free to download them!
cant downoad episond # 2 fix it
http://www.kingbruz.de/the_it_crowd/the-it-crowd-episode2.avi
Sorry, I’ve had to change servers – please don’t link directly to the files, only to the post. I’m updatin regulary.
http://www.die-tollsten-freunde-der-welt.de/2006/03/02/the-it-crowd/
Atariboy… I think you have the same issues as on the “gaming food” post… a link has been left open or something, affecting mac users. Check it out for me :D
Hello,
the spanish translated script of the first episode.
For all the spanish people that likes ITcrowd too.
Denholm: Espero que no te resulte embarazoso, pero creo que lo mejor para hacer con un nuevo empleado es medirle con una larga y dura mirada.
Entonces!
Jen: Entonces..
Denholm: Primer dÃa
Jen: SÃ
Denholm: Asusta
Jen: SÃ
Denholm: No tengas miedo
Jen: Bueno, en realidad no tengo miedo
Denholm: Pues deberÃas
Jen: Bueno, tengo un poquito de miedo
Denholm: Bueno, no lo tengas
Jen: DecÃdase
Denholm: Pues, aquà estás
Jen: SÃ, ya tengo ganas de empezar con…
Denholm: Te voy a poner en I.T. porque en tu currÃculo dices que tienes mucha experiencia con ordenadores.
Jen: Lo digo en mi currÃculo, sÃ. Tengo mucha experiencia con todo el tema de ordenadores, ya sabe, emails, mandar emails, recibir emails, borrar emails, y podrÃa seguir.
Denholm: Hazlo.
Jen: La web. Usar un ratón, ratones, usar ratones. Hacer click, double click. La pantalla, por supuesto. El teclado. El… lo que va ahà abajo en el suelo.
Denholm: El disco duro.
Jen: Correcto.
Denholm: Bien, desde luego pareces dominar la materia. Eso es seguro. Tengo un buen presentimiento sobre ti Jen y ellos necesitan un nuevo manager.
Jen: Fantástico, entonces la gente con la que voy a trabajar, cómo son?
Denholm: Los tÃpicos tontos inadaptados!
Roy: Hola IT.
¿Has probado a apagarlo y volverlo a encender?
OK, bien, el botón de un lado. ¿Está encendido?
SÃ, necesitas encenderlo. Err, el botón se enciende.
SÃ, sabes cómo funciona un botón, no? No, no los de la ropa.
Moss: Hola IT.
Yuhuh. ¿Has probado a forzar un rearranque inesperado?
Roy: no, haber, acabo de oÃrlo. No, esa es la música que sale cuando se enciende. No, esa es la música que sale cuando… Perdona, eres del pasado?
Moss: Mira el disco engancha una función parcheando la tabla central del sistema, entonces no es seguro descargarlo a no ser otro hilo salte allà y haga lo suyo. Y tú no quieres que acabe en medio de memoria inválida. Hola?
Roy: Ah s�! Bien, porqué no bajas aquà y me lo dices, qué? Crees que te tengo miedo? No te tengo miedo, puedes bajar aquà cuando quieras y te estaré esperando! Se lo he dicho.
Ya era hora de que te recuperases.
Moss: Has tenido un trabajo?
Roy: La chica de la quinta planta.
Moss: Tu y ella, conectasteis?
Roy: Define conectar.
Moss: ¿Te siguió hablando después de arreglarle el ordenador?
Roy: No. Y mientras estaba con ello, me apoyó la taza en la espalda.
Moss: No
Roy: Sip.
Moss: Incredible.
Roy: No nos tienen ningún respeto allà arriba. Ningún respeto en absoluto. Sólo somos drudgeons para ellos.
Moss: SÃ. Si existiesen los drudgeon, eso es lo que serÃamos para ellos.
Roy: Somos como muy amiguitos cuando tienen un problema con su impresora, pero una vez que ya está arreglada…
Moss: Nos tiran como mermelada caducada.
Roy: SÃ?! Como mermelada caducada! Eso es lo que somos para ellos.
Eh sabes qué, eso no tiene sentido porque la mermelada dura siglos.
Hola IT. ¿Has probado a apagarlo y volverlo a encender?
Jen: ¿Servicios unisex? Tenéis servicios unisex como en Ali McBeal.
Denholm: Asà es este lugar, Jen. Un montón de gente sexy que no trabaja demasiado. Y teniendo aventuras amorosas.
Jen: Oh Dios mÃo mira qué vistas! Me siento como en la cima del mundo.
Denholm: Bien Jen, aquà es donde te dejo.
Jen: Ok, ¿a donde voy?
Denholm: Todo el camino hasta el sótano. Buena suerte.
Ascensor: Salga del Ascensor. Salga del Ascensor. Salga del Ascensor. Salga del Ascensor. Salga del Ascensor. Salga del Ascensor. Salga del Ascensor. Salga del Ascensor. Salga del Ascensor.
Cartero: Oh. será un minuto.
Jen: Oh, Dios mÃo! Dios mÃo!
Jen: Hola. Hola.
Roy: SÃ, Creo que fue Tolstoy es que dijo…. ooh parece que tenemos visita. Disculpe, yo y Maurice estábamos metidos en una discusión bastante seria acerca de libros y asÃ. Y no le oÃmos entrar.
Moss: Espera un segundo, ¿dijiste que fue Tolstoy el que dijo eso?
Roy: Ah, ya no importa eso Maurice.
Moss: ¿Cuándo has leÃdo a Tolstoy?
Roy: Cállate Maurice.
Moss: ¿Porqué hablas con esa voz tan extraña?. ¿Cuándo… no recuerdo esta conversación en absoluto.
Jen: No querÃa molestarles, sólo querÃa venir aquà abajo…
Roy: Oh, no seas tonta, tú nunca nos molestarÃas..
No, err… mucha gente baja aquà a visitarnos.
Moss: De que estás hablando. Quién baja? Qué gente? ¿Porqué me haces la señal secreta para callarme?
Roy: ¿En qué podemos ayudarle?
Jen: Ahora estoy a la cabeza de este departamento. ¿Es esta mi oficina?
Roy: Pero qué… Yo estoy a la cabeza de este departamento!
Moss: Pues creÃa que era yo.
Roy: Es uno de los dos. Pero seguro que ella no. Voy a arreglar esto.
Moss: Roy, tienes una herida en la cabeza. ¡Una herida en la cabeza!
Roy: No quiero ser maleducado, pero no he sido informado de ningún cambio en este departamento.
Jen: Oh no te han hablado de mÃ?
Roy: No, y estamos muy bien aquà abajo muchas gracias. Somos más que capaces de cuidar de nosotros mismos.
Jen: Ya. Ya. Sabes que estas cubierto de sangre?.
Postman: Moss. Algo de Amazon.
Moss: Ahh excelente. Ya sé lo que es. Es el nuevo Harry Potter. Tengo la edición para niños y la edición para adultos para comprobar que no hay diferencias en el texto.
Roy: Lo siento pero no voy a ser capaz de tratar con esa mujer. Nadie más va a coger el teléfono. Supongo que yo lo cojeré. No, ese no es un teléfono. Me voy a tumbar un poco ahora.
Jen: Adelante.
Jen: SÃ, Denholm. SÃ, sÃ, no n-n-n-no, no, ellos van bien de momento. SÃ, Creo que nos vamos a llevar bien. SÃ, ya sé, muy bien entonces, cuÃdate, muy bien, sÃ, lo haré, sÃ, vale cuÃdate, cuÃdate, ok, adiós, adiós.
bueno, hola, qué os puedo… qué puedo hacer por vosotros?
Moss: Hola. Sólo me preguntaba: ¿quieres que te conecte el teléfono?
Jen: No n-n-n-n-n-n-no. Ya funciona. Errm justo estaba hablando con Denholm.
Moss: Pero cómo?
Jen: Te importa, cerrarme la puerta?
Moss: Oh sÃ, claro.
Jen: SÃ, desde el otro lado.
Moss: Por supuesto. AsÃ.
Jen: Asà es.
Moss: Conmigo en el…
Jen: Gracias.
Moss: Oh.
Estás bien?
Roy: Ahh sà Moss estoy bien. La enfermera dijo que no me hice ningún daño serio.
Moss: Estoy aquà de pie.
Roy: Ya sé, ya sé, estoy de broma. Estoy bien. ¿Qué hacemos con ella?
Moss: Bueno, acabo de entrar y estaba simulando una conversación.
Roy: SÃ?
Moss: SÃ, es un poco extraña.
Roy: Qué es eso?
Moss: Oh, sólo agua. A veces se me calienta el oÃdo y esto ayuda a enfriarlo. Es muy extraña. ¿Te fijaste que ni siquiera s emocionó cuando vio este ZX81 original?
Roy: SÃ, eso sà que fue raro. Parece casi como si no supiera nada de ordenadores.
Moss: ¿Qué?
Roy: ¿Qué haces?
Moss: Oh no te preocupes, por eso siempre me hago dos tazas de té. Bueno, de qué estábamos hablando?
Roy: Oh de que ella no sabe nada de ordenadores.
Moss: Qué?
Roy: Ok, Definitivamente nos queremos librar de ella.
Moss: De Acuerdo.
Roy: Ok, este es el plan.
Moss: Un plan. Deja que me ponga mis gafas un poquito más grandes. Ok, dispara.
Roy: Ok, entramos.
Moss: Cuándo?
Roy: Ya sabes, como en un minuto.
Moss: ¿Será suficiente tiempo para que me aprenda el plan?
Roy: SÃ, sabes qué, no debà usar la palabra plan. Te he emocionado demasiado.
Moss: ¿SerÃa mejor palabra “treta”? Aunque es igual de emocionante, a lo mejor necesito estas.
Roy: Todo lo que iba a decir era: entramos, digo un montón de cosas sin sentido sobre ordenadores y veremos si pica con eso.
Moss: SÃ, ahora veo por qué no querÃas usar la palabra plan.
Roy: Déjame hablar a mÃ.
Ohh! Ok, tenemos que hacerlo bien. Tenemos que estar tranquilos. No queremos entrar ahà a lo loco.
Jen: Hola chicos. ¿En qué puedo ayudaros?
Roy: Bien, nos preguntábamos, ahora que eres la jefa; ¿Te gustarÃa que accedieramos al suministrador de datos y te conectáramos a matrix?
Jen: Hazlo todo.
Roy: No sabes nada de ordenadores, admÃtelo!
Jen: Deja de menoscabarme, Ahora entra ahà y haz algún trabajo de ordenadores. Yo iré en un minuto para comprobarlo.
Roy: Ok, señora. Has ganado este asalto. Pero puedo esperar. Un dÃa tendrás un desliz y créeme que estaremos ahà cuando lo hagas. Habrá alguna evidencia que probará sin lugar a dudas que no sabes nada de ordenadores.
Jen: ¿Qué haces?
Moss: Enchufarte el ordenador.
Roy: PodrÃa ser algo que digas o algo que hagas pero nos daremos cuanta y creeme que cuando nos demos cuanta va a ser un largo camino hacia abajo para tÃ, dulces mejillas.
Moss: Se dará cuenta en un segundo.
Jen: No puedo creer que os vayáis a chivar. Sois como un par de horribles viejas chismosas.
Moss: ¿Qué ha dicho?
Roy: Dijo que somos como horribles viejas chismosas.
Moss: No puede ser.
Denholm: Qué hay, chicos. Veo que tenéis algo que contarme.
Roy: Err sà bien, es asÃ.
Denholm: Miraos. Mi equipo de IT. Jugadores en equipo, todos y cada uno de vosotros.
Roy: SÃ, bueno ella ahh…
Denholm: No hay sitio para gente que no pueda actuar en equipo en mi equipo.
Perdonad.
Hola. Qué? pues si no podéis trabajar como un equipo estais todos despedidos. Asà es, despedidos. Coged vuestras cosas y a la calle.
Hola seguridad. Toda la gente de la planta cuarta está despedida. Acompañadles a la salida y hacedlo como un equipo. Recordad que sois un equipo y si no podeis actuar como un equipo vosotros también estáis despedidos.
Dawn. Habla con reclutamiento, que busquen un equipo de seguridad que pueda trabajar como un equipo. Puede que tengan que acompañar al actual equipo de seguridad hasta la salida por no actuar como un equipo.
Equipo. Equipo. Equipo. Equipo. Equipo. Equipo. Incluso me encanta decir la palabra equipo. Pensareis que esta es una foto de mi familia. Uh uh. Es el equipo A: Body, Doyle, Tiger, y el hombre de la joyas. Todos ellos. Bueno, qué me querÃais decir?.
Moss: Pues que esto no está funcionando.
Roy: Hahaha. Está bromeando.
Moss: Pero dijiste..
Denholm: No está funcionando?
Roy: Oh no! Nos llevamos tan bien como una gran casa en llamas.
Moss: Mi oÃdo se está calentando!
Roy: No. sabes qué, nos tendrÃamos que marchar ya porque, ya sabes, eres un hombre ocupado y ya te hemos quitado demasiado tiempo. Jen, me sujetas la puerta?
Jen: Claro Roy!
Denholm: Entonces, ¿por qué habéis venido al pricipio?
Roy: Errmmm. te hemos puesto un sistema de activación por voz en el ordenador. Err creo que te va a gustar. Igual le cuesta un poco coger el tono correcto de voz pero adelante. Muchas gracias, adiós.
Denholm: Gracias. Qué emocionante.
Hola. Hola ordenador. Hola. Hola. Hola ordenador.
Roy: Quiero decir, qué haces? Obviamente no sabes nada de ordenadores.
Jen: No. Pero bueno, puedo aprender. Ya sabéis. Quiero decir, por ejemplo, Moss, me podrÃas explicar lo que estás haciendo ahora mismo.
Moss: Encantado. Estoy trabajando en un trozo de código muy simple.
Jen: Oh, ya veo. Oh Dios, no estoy mintiendo otra vez, no entendà nada de eso, no sé nada de ordenadores. Soy absolutamente inútil para vosotros, tendrÃa que recoger e irme a casa.
Laura: Hola. Está Roy por aqu�
Roy: Hola señorita. ¿Se ha perdido? ¿Cómo puedo ayudarla? Soy Roy.
Laura: Pues aquà estoy!
Roy: En la cara no! En la cara no!
Laura: Bien, Igual esto te enseña cómo tratar a la gente con un poc de respeto.
Roy: ¿Es por lo que hablamos antes por teléfono?
Jen: Oh Dios mÃo. ¿Son de Manolo?
Laura: Oh, sÃ.
Jen: Son preciosos. ¿Son caros?
Laura: No, no, no. Los compré en rebajas.
Jen: Oh Dios, muy lista. Yo nunca tengo tanta suerte como para encontrar esas gangas.
Laura: Bien, DeberÃamos ir de compras.
Jen: SÃ, serÃa fantástico. SÃ, encantada de conocerte.
Roy: Encantado de conocerte.
Moss: Wow! Has arreglado toda la situación.
Jen: Qué situación? Oh esa, sÃ. Oh Dios mÃo, ¿pasa esto a menudo?
Moss: Las palizas vienen con bastante regularidad, sÃ. Yo dirÃa que unas dos veces por semana.
Roy: Oh no es tan malo.
Moss: Venga Roy, es bastante malo.
Jen: A lo mejor yo podrÃa ayudar con esto, ya sabes. Quiero decir, soy una persona de gentes, y la gente como vosotros necesita una persona para tratar con gente, una persona de gentes como yo. Oh Dios mÃo, vienen las ideas, aquà están pasando cosas.
OK, OK, qué dirÃais, si os digo que tengo un plan para elevar vuestra apreciación arriba en 100%. ¿Qué dirÃais?
Moss: No se puede hacer. Estas loca.
Jen: ¿Qué dirÃas Roy?. Ok, necesito un rotulador y papel.
Roy: De verdad, de verdad, era una historia real. IncreÃble.
Chica: No sé por qué no salimos con vosotros los de IT más a menudo. Sois divertidÃsimos!
Roy: SÃ que lo somos!
Jen: TendrÃais que bajar más a menudo. DeberÃas ver esto como una nueva era para Industrias Reynholm.
Roy: “Una nueva era para Industrias Reynholm”
Oh, si queréis hoy algo realmente gracioso, deberÃas oÃr qué nos pasó a Moss y a mà cuando estábamos tan borrachos en Ã?msterdam que Moss perdió sus gafas. Moss! Moss! Ven aquÃ, ven aquÃ. Cuéntales esa historia de cuando estábamos borrachos en Ã?msterdam.
Moss: De verdad?
Roy: SÃ, sÃ. Oh es genial, es una gran historia, os va a encantar. voy a por otra botella de vino.
Office guy: Bien, voy entonces.
Moss: Muy bien, una noche bebimos mucho, y err… estábamos tan borrachos que decidimos contratar unas prostitutas.
Pero cuando llegamos al hotel estábamos tan asustados para hacer nada que las llevamos a la feria. Eran muy agradables. Al final sólo nos cobraron la mitad, pero tuvimos que pagar todos los viajes.
Roy: Haha! Oh no es esta la mejor historia?
Moss: Me dijiste que nunca contara esa historia a nadie.
Roy: ¿De qué hablas? Es una historia genial, y cuando tú te metiste al canal. ¿Ha llegado a la parte del hombre de la barca?
Moss: Oh, querÃas decir la historia en la que yo pierdo mis gafas.
Roy: SÃ. ¿Qué historia creÃas que era? ¿Moss? ¿Qué has dicho? ¿Qué has dicho?
Jen: Está bien para vosotros dos. Vosotros sois pirañas sociales. Yo generalmente soy una persona muy popular.
Roy: La chica de antes, que quiso matarme con su zapato. ¿Cogió alguien su número?
Moss: Fue un dÃa muy agradable en la feria. Con Brandy y Crystal.
Jen: Hola IT. ¿Has probado a apagarlo y volverlo a encender?
Denholm: Hola! Hola! Hola! Hola!
I went ahead and made a DVD Cover and CD’s for those inclined. Check it out and give me any feedback (don’t be too mean, I’m still a beginner)
http://www.mininova.org/tor/252565
Enjoy!
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Right, all apologies, despite my qualification in computer studies (Scottish Standard Grade 1994 – I got a 2, God bless the 90’s), I have very little idea what much of this means. If anyone can help an ignoramous like me to get these downloaded I’d be very grateful. I’m currently in Oz, if that will help you help me. Please explain it as if I were over 80, petal. Thanks and if there are any other sites for things like 15 storeys high etc., that would make my day.
P.S. Atariboy, you have achieved God status!
P.P.S. I’m only downloading at 25.5 Kb/sec at the mo. and miss British comedy
ALL I CAN GET OF IT CROWD IS TORRENT! DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO RUN IT?
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Also, ur website’s cool. Have you got a myspace? If you have, check me out on there, http://www.myspace.com/100617499
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A few questions from a blog idiot
How do you keep the spammers from eating you alive? i\’ve seen blogs with nothing but spam postings.
How do you keep some left wing extremist from posting racist or defamatory rhetoric? and if you cant stop them, what are you legally liabel when they do?
can viruses be posted to blogs?
Just thought I’d point out that I found it very very funny, that the lack of a sense of humor is a key indicator that the poster is most likely not finding it funny because he one of those guys represented in the show, how are clueless as to what’s funny. (aka Moss) .
I love my IT geeks..seriously. I married one! However, I do recognize that around the globe, they all fit a few smaller subcategories of which 2 are represented on the show. There is also the gamer-geek and the rennaissence-geek who will often spar with the comic book-geek in arguments ..serious arguments…over whether Mario is a reincarnated representation of Frodo. Many of these types are so determined to PROVE they are NOT a geek that they make themselves into complete jerks. You seldom see these guys laughing and it’s these guys who post how stupid something is just to show how smart they are…hehe. Those early complainers on this page are such types I believe. Every IT person I hang out with thinks this show is absolutely a hoot, and we all quote the show all the time.
I’m so excited to see the show continue and hope it has a long run. Here in SF Bay area I live surrounded by computer geeks of every race, creed and color. Hubby got his hands on copies of the show and we’ve memorized them now. It’s his RINGTONE even!